Free Chicken Coop Floor Plans: Printable Layouts for Any Flock
Free printable chicken coop floor plans. Pick your flock size and get a top-view layout with nest boxes, roost bars, doors, vents and the run, sized to extension space guidance.
Cooped Up Life · Chickens, kids & AI
I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I'm doing it anyway. I have no foundation of understanding of what I'm doing, but let's see what we can do.
Six years of chickens · Every room, some twice · Six years in a headset
The website is where the research lives. Here is what I read, here is why I bought it, you decide.
Free printable chicken coop floor plans. Pick your flock size and get a top-view layout with nest boxes, roost bars, doors, vents and the run, sized to extension space guidance.
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This is the shop window. Each doorway is where the full version lives.





Figured it out
The rice cooker. I couldn't even make rice for the longest time, but look at me now — I can make rice like nobody's business.
In over my head
A drama made with AI, from scratch. I really just thought I could explain it and the AI would spit it out. Every step has been tough.
Still too scared
The pressure canner. I own it. It's still in the box. I'm eventually going to get around to it. I just got to build up to it.
Start at part one. New parts land as I figure them out.
3 parts so far
Why the body keeps answering a stressor that is already gone, and the tools that finally kept up.
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Making a drama with AI, from scratch, with no background in any of it.
The chicken posts people keep coming back to.

The origin story
I walked into my first college computer course. The assignment was to set up an email address and email the professor. I walked out and dropped the class, because email was obviously never going to take. That woman now has two AIs talking to each other.
Too young for Nirvana · Too old for MMMBop
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